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Jake Patton
Mentally Assured Destruction
The Pursuit of Happiness
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Posted - 2013.11.27 13:22:00 -
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Ju0ZaS wrote:necroplilic corpse collectors
All your corpse are belong to me! |
Jake Patton
Mentally Assured Destruction
The Pursuit of Happiness
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Posted - 2013.12.04 01:08:00 -
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There's no cookies on page 2  |
Jake Patton
Mentally Assured Destruction
The Pursuit of Happiness
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Posted - 2013.12.06 16:42:00 -
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Kristopher Rocancourt wrote:this just killed any credibilty this poor corp ever had.
Thanks Kris! Your completely unrelated butthurt just turned this thread into a solid C&P merc thread. We even managed to get it on page 1! |
Jake Patton
Mentally Assured Destruction
The Pursuit of Happiness
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Posted - 2013.12.10 10:16:00 -
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Kagura Nikon wrote:We still need the visit of a certain PL member that must more than anything attack the validity of any merc corp , stating how real PVP is only done by then in 0.0 and there is no merc groups since MC.
Hey! Xolve holds a special place in the hearts of all the C&P warriors!
That being said, I think he can use a delicious cookie. |
Jake Patton
Mentally Assured Destruction
The Pursuit of Happiness
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Posted - 2013.12.16 11:10:00 -
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Time for this thread to be rescued from page 2. |
Jake Patton
Mentally Assured Destruction
The Pursuit of Happiness
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Posted - 2013.12.23 11:29:00 -
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Our Christmas themed premium package is now available.
Hire us to molest your targets today. |
Jake Patton
Mentally Assured Destruction
The Pursuit of Happiness
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Posted - 2014.01.16 12:13:00 -
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Saeger1737 wrote:Zeus likes to microwave babies after I punch them ;)
Do they explode? Do they give tears afterwards? Do they keep feeding you like this poor guy?
1 - 2 - 3
If not, I'd rather stick with blowing up morons in internet spaceships. |
Jake Patton
Mentally Assured Destruction
The Pursuit of Happiness
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Posted - 2014.01.17 09:04:00 -
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Saeger1737 wrote:Jake the links aren't showing kills
So, how long have you been roaming around on the forums? Have you never opened a killmail link before? Replace the & in the link with &. |
Jake Patton
Mentally Assured Destruction
The Pursuit of Happiness
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Posted - 2014.01.30 12:29:00 -
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The sanctioning by ISD Ezwal has brought our merc thread to the next level. Hire us today! |
Jake Patton
Mentally Assured Destruction
The Pursuit of Happiness
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Posted - 2014.02.15 09:41:00 -
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Zeus Maximo wrote:As week one comes to a close I can safely say February has been good to us so far.
Weekly highlights:
1. Old friends logged back in and joined in on our action
2. I welped a frigate fleet against a 20 person t3 gang. We still won the isk war :)
3. Carebears 1 through 100 thought they could login without us seeing. We immediately confiscated their ships.
4. I derped and put a poco under U-Mads name. We lost it to a 40 person gang a day later.
5. We killed other mercs for the right price
6. Kagura ate all the cookies again. |
Jake Patton
Mentally Assured Destruction
The Pursuit of Happiness
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Posted - 2014.05.30 22:19:00 -
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Tora Bushido wrote:You might want to add that most of your kills are from Darwins Lemmings While this holds up for the number of kills, we actually killed more (in ISK) of Marmites. From the grand total of 12.9bil (at the time of writing this post), 7.2bil was lost by Marmite. |
Jake Patton
Mentally Assured Destruction
The Pursuit of Happiness
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Posted - 2014.09.02 06:22:00 -
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Seraph IX Basarab wrote:Top 5 merc groups of anyone listed on the merc contracts channel easily.
Top 5? I think you made a typo there man, the '1' is a few keys to the left...
If not, please send us the other 4 so we can murder them and establish important internet spaceship dominance. |
Jake Patton
Mentally Assured Destruction
The Pursuit of Happiness
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Posted - 2015.01.02 07:39:06 -
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Wilhelm Knicklicht wrote:truth be told, one guy hung out and baited us solo in an SFI, so kudos to him. that was a ballsy move. i would've expected to see more of that kind of thing from a high-profile merc corp, but apparently he's the exception.
That would be me. Sadly every time I started an engagement you dudes landed a bunch of BBs on grid to jam me... |
Jake Patton
Mentally Assured Destruction
The Pursuit of Happiness
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Posted - 2015.01.04 08:59:06 -
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It's all part of the plan Tora. All of it.  |
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